Weekend

This past weekend was fun. I went up north and it was very hot. I got sun burned on places that I didn't know you can get sunburned, like my foot and my toes. I did not know that I can get sunburned there. The fun part about my weekend is that I went on the Jet ski's all weekend and went on the boat to. My cousins came up to and I had fun with them. The best part about that is that I got to sleep in for once, because I had school that whole week and last weekend I had to wake up for baseball at 8 in the morning and church at 9:30, so I did not get alot of sleep that weekend so it was great to get sleep. Also this week is when I have to go to my cousin graduation all the way up in the U.P. of michigan. That is about 5 hours all the way up there. I probably wont get a lot of sleep because of his party and because the time is different up there. So my weekend are going to be a lot of fun.

LA project

SO I had a project for Language arts to go over to Horzon to help and play with the kids for Kick ball. Matthew Kolbow and I went over there for 30 minutes. Wile we were over there the kids were very excited to see us and to play with us. But there was one bad thing. They were very loud and annoying. They would not stop talking and they got a strike. But we think that they had a lot of fun, and they learned how to play better. Some kids didn't know how to play the game but they learned. When we asked a one kid the rules of kickball he said that it is like baseball a little bit. But some of it is like baseball but not all of the rules. It was a fun project and a learning project. For me I learned that wile I was over there I learned that 5th graders can kick good and are very hipper. It will be a fun project if we did it again.

Comfirmation

I had my comfirmation this weekend on May 15. It was 2 days after my birthday. So the family memebers that were at my house on my birthday was there for my comfirmation. I had about 15 people or more at my house congradulating me on it. I got a lot of cards for it and money in it. I got presents like crosses and books about comfirmation. I was able to have fun and fell good about what I have accomplished. I took about 2 years to be comfirmed. And I finally did it. It feels so good that I got comfirmed.

Field Trip

May 12 was a fun field trip. But the bad thing about the field trip is that the play that we went to was horrible. The play was called the giver. I think that the play was not good at all. They did not have props or anything at all. They could not even get a plastic baby or even a apple. and they also only have like seven people to proform the play. But the best part of the field trip was that we got kicked out of the mall. Me and my friends did nothing wrong we were sitting down. But the people that was getting kicked out came by us. We thought we were leaving so we standed up. So right when we founded it out that they were getting kicked we sat back down. And the dude that told them to leave told us too, when we did nothing. But then we just we out of the food court and stayed there until we leaved. But my friend ran into the automatic door and we laughed. It was so funny. Then we just went back to school to finish they day off. So that was the boring but fun field trip on May 12 the day before my birthday.

Battle of chancellorsville

Log 1. It is may 1st and I got a feeling that I might not live anymore. I just got word that my squad and I are going for a attack mission. My squad leader is Jackson and he is telling us that we have to go to hookers left side and attack, because it is week. So tomorrow at around 0700 we will go and attack. But I have a bad felling that I will die.
Log 2. I actually made it out of the battle. It was a lot of casualties. 27,000 troops and I plus our general Stonewell Jackson attack while the rest of the 13,000 men keep the pressure on the federal to help us attack. There was a corps team that tried to attack us but instead they get tangled with Lee’s force. We finally got there and we attack the Union XI crops for the attack. But there was a accident our own general was killed by one of our men. But we did not know who it was but instead we just kept on fighting. So the command went over to J.E.B Stuart.
Log 3. When we went back to camp people were blaming me for killing Jackson. But I did not do it. So J.E.B Stuart went around the whole camp and asked who did it but everyone pointed at me. But I told him that it wasn’t me. So for my punishment the next attack I would be in front of everyone else. But the good thing is there was no other attack. I was actually sent to Lee’s squad, but I did not kill Jackson.
Log 4. It is around noon and we are going to attack hooker one last time. But we did not go at all. There was a message that made us not go to attack. He would not tell us what it was. So we did not go and attack. I just stayed in my tent and did nothing and wrote.
Log 5. We finally counterattack hooker. But instead we did get there. Hooker went across the river and retreated. After the battle I had to go to Trial to see if I am guilty or not. I was found not guilty because there was evidence if I did it or not. So I went back home and lived for a long time and died 1900 May 3.

Spring brake

So it is the first day of spring brake and I have immediately got of school and go up north. The way up north we were listening to Jim gaffigan until it was done. I is a funny CD and my family and my cousin was laughing really hard. That was at least 40 minutes of our drive. Soon after that we just started to listen to my sisters i-pod. But instead I was sleeping wile the music was on. I woke up right when we got there and I say my dad working. My dad was up there a day before us. The next day my cousin, my dad and I in the morning around 7 o'clock went for another 3 hours to get to Marquette Michigan to help my aunt move. We stopped for breakfast on the road so that we could get on the road after. That whole trip I was sleeping , because I did not like waking up at 6:30 so I slept. When we got there we started to pack the trailer full of boxes and stuff that we could fit. It only took about 1 hour to do, but we were able to get a full trailer. Later that night we went out to eat and a Italian restaurant and had pizza. But the next morning we left, and went home. The rest of the spring brake I did nothing and just relaxed and hung out with friends. Except for a bon-fire on Saturday with my family. But Except for working I had a fun spring brake.

Sudden Fiction #2

It is about 4 o-clock in the morning I just got back with my friends from the football game in Tampa. My friends are with me and we bring a hose into my dorm to do a prank of my room mate. He doesn't think that we are going to be back until the morning. So we bring a hose into the room and started spraying him with water. It wasn't that strong so he did not wake up. But when he made it harder he woke up and got so mad. We all ran away and he running as fast as he could to catch up to us. But he never made it. He was walking back and when we got there the first thing he said was

"Are you crazy? It's four o'clock in the morning!"

"Ya we know that we just got back from Tampa." I said. "We thought it would be really funny and it was." I said again.

"Not to me I am going to get you back one day and you wont like it." He yelled at me.
"Can't wait for the day" I said.
The good thing that happened that day was that Packers won and they are going to the Super bowl for the 6th time. There last win was in 2020 against the patriots. At the last play of the game Brett Favre is taking his team the Super Bowl.

Today is January 25, 3000 and I just pranked my roommate really good.

It has been two hours since that happened. I put cameras around my bed and the doors two see when he is going to prank me. I have a little TV that I can see from the cameras. It looks like I am sleeping but I am really not. So its thirty minutes later and I see with a hose coming into me room. But I am not in my bed, but he does not know that. He walks past me and does not see me. I go behind him and was putting force on the rope form the hose so that nothing comes out. When he turns it on he does not know what is going on. I get off it and he flies around with the hose and is spraying him self. Then he saw me and he will never try to prank me again as long as I live.

Godfather Death

Think about this. You’re a dad and your wife has your 13th kid, but you don’t have a godfather. When god comes you say no to him. When the devil comes you do the same. But when death comes he is the sons godfather. That is what happens in “Godfather death.” The mode of literature and character make the short story exciting.

This short story is a Irony, because the short story is a nightmare version of reality. It starts with world is in chaos: The father just had his 13th child and he needs a godfather. After that there is Main Character struggles for life or sanity: The 13th kids godfather is death, and when he becomes a doctor death tells him if they are going to die or not. Last it is death or insanity: the doctor dies, because he cheated death and saved the people that death wanted to be his. The short story is unrealistic, because the devil, god, and death does not just go to you and ask you if they could be their godfather. It is a nightmare version of reality, because it would be scary to have death come to your bed if you are at a hospital.

The characters in the story do not appear in real life. All of the characters are the doctor, death, god, and the devil. There are two Main characters in this short story, they are the doctor and death. The doctor is the 13th kid and saves lives and cheats death. Death is the other main character, he is the doctors godfather and he kills his godson. When the doctors cheats him he drops his candle that shows how long he is going to live and the doctor dies immediately. Devil and God both tried to be the god father of the 13th kid, but the father denies both of them. But if the father chosen eather god or the devil the doctor would not be the doctor or he maybe not be dead.

"Godfather death" is a great ironic story with mythical creatures. The doctor fell in love with the kings daughter but instead of her being dead he wanted to save her because of her beauty. But instead of living he died of disobeying an order from his godfather death. So if you have a godfather that is someone that can control you living or not obey his order or you might die.

Obama and his Mama

The day of when the Constellations are going to die. Obama and his Mama is on a journey to find the healing apple. The healing apple in on the other side of the universe. The reason that all of the Constellations are dying is because the Great rhino is eating all of them, and his mouth is a black hole. The Rhino is about a day behind us to get the healing apple. So Obama and his Mama is going to go light speed, until the rhino killed his mama, Before Obama could get away the rhino ate his mama. So Obama knew that he had to kill the Rhino. When Obama had the chance he cut his mouth so he black hole mouth disappeared. So the Rhino is in a coma and he won’t wake up for a long time. So Obama had to find the apple to save the constellations and to save his Mama. So Obama went light speed and went to the apple. But when he got there it was not there. So he asked around and some dude said that it was taken by the apple one to be destroyed. But when the apple one took it and he left a trail. So Obama Followed it and he found it near the planet earth. But when he found it the Rhino was right by it, so Obama was going light speed and he was right next to the apple. Right when he was going to touch it the Rhino shot out a stun cannon and stunned Obama. But Obama was already touching it and he saved the Constellations and his Mama. When he found the Rhino he was dead and he will never be back to have revenge. So Obama and his Mama was put in constellation next to his Mama. It looks like a stick body holding hands with his stick figure Mama. You can find the constellation at were the twins are. It is not seasonal and it stays in one place all of the time, so it does not move. The best star that is in it is a red Giant, and the star is in the foot on Obama’s mama. Obama and his Mama stayed in the sky forever and ever.

Monkey Paw

“Monkey paw”

When you’re walking down you come up to a monkey paw. IT is a magical paw that gives you 3 wishes. but you life becomes even worse. That what happens in “Monkey Paw”. The mode of literature and wishes make the monkey paw unrealistic.

Everything in the world does not happen the way you want it to be. Like in the book everybody that made the wish from the monkey paw did not have the wish that they wanted it to be. The soldier wished someone killed them self by wishing himself to die. When the sergeant-major got his wishes by getting it from the man that killed himself. The sergeant-major threw the monkey paw in the fire, because he did not want anyone to get themselves killed from the monkey paw. But when Mr. White got the monkey paw he thought that he won’t have a bad life with the monkey paw. But when he wished for two hundred pounds his son died. Then he wished for his son to live again. But instead he saw a rat and thought that his son was a zombie. When he heard pounding on the door he gave his last wish. When he gave it he wished his son to go away, and the pounding stopped. But all of the wishes that the monkey paw granted came true, but in a bad way. That is how the monkey paw is a very bad wishing object.

"The Monkey Paw" follows the ironic mode of literature. Although the monkey paw does not start with world in chaos the monkeys paw leads to world in chaos. But after that Main Character struggles with life and life sanity: Mr. White made a wish that he wanted two hundred pounds, but instead his son has died. When he tries to bring him back he brings the zombie version of his son and he wished last wish with sending him back. Irony ends with death or insanity: his son died and tried for his son to be alive but it did not happen. Irony is a nightmare of reality. It is a nightmare, because no one wants their son or daughter to die but it happens and you can never bring them back. Irony is unrealistic to: it is unrealistic, because in real life you can’t have three wishes or a person can’t becomes a zombie.

Every wishing object does not always work out for you. The wishing object could take the life away that you love someone that is very close to you. The mode of literature make the wishes even worse to have. So in the future don’t pick something up and can grant you wishes, because you will never know what would happen when you us your three wishes.

Tell-Tale Heart

Tell-Tall Heart
You’re a caretaker for a old man. When you look at him and you are scared of his vulcher eye. IT is the same in The Tell-Tale Heart. The story of the Tell-Tale Heart has a unrealistic mode of literature and a odd narrator.

In books, short stories, and story’s you always need a mode of literature. For irony it starts with Main Characters world is in conflict: The caretaker hears voices and old man’s eye scares him. After that it is rise to power: People think that he is crazy. Next Tragic Flaw: He kills the old man. Tragic flaw leads to tragic fall: cuts up the body and hides it under the floor board. And the cops come and the caretaker is playing the good guy. Last is ends in death symbolism: the heart for the old man drives him crazy and tells the cops and probably goes to jail.

In the book and the movies the narrator looks crazy, sound crazy, looks crazy but is not crazy. All the time the neighbors and people around him think that he is crazy. He tells everybody that he is not crazy. He can’t be crazy because people aren’t smart enough to put the body under the floor board. There is only one question, do you think that he is crazy?

The mode of literature and the odd narrator made the story interesting. The vulcher eye scared him the most to get a motive to kill the old man. But the vulcher eye is the only motive to kill him just for the caretaker not any other people. The caretaker could of just talked to the old man about the vulcher eye. The old man could of have a eye patch to cover the eye but instead he died because of his vulcher eye.